Goodstachio

Green Flags Only

GOODSTACHIO™ is the holy grail of pistachio spreads.
Naturally green, silky smooth and made from godly ingredients only: real pistachios, prebiotic fibre, MCT oil and not a single sin in sight.
Sugar? We’re having nun of it.

No sugar. No dairy. No seed oils. No fillers. No numbers. Just green flags and good taste.

While the others hide their dirty ingredients behind sweet talk, we kept it holy — no sinful ingredients, nothing artificial, no forgiveness required. This jar has a halo for a reason.

Confession: one spoon and you’ll be converted.

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Size: 200g Jar

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Because most pistachio spreads are sweet talkers. Ours is saintly.

> Made with real pistachios – not flavours, fillers or fake green

> Sweetened with allulose – a gut-friendly natural sweetener with no sugar crash

> 0g sugar – the other guys? Try 42%

> No dairy – just coconut milk powder for creamy texture without compromise

> No seed oils – we use MCT oil to fuel your body, not inflame it

> No emulsifiers, gums or numbers – just whole food ingredients that do the job

 

Pistachio (25%), Allulose (prebiotic), Blanched Almond Meal (lectin-free), Cassava Flour, Cacao Butter, Inulin, MCT Oil (Medium-Chain Triglycerides), Coconut Milk Powder, Vanilla Powder, Sunflower Lecithin.

Contains: Pistachio, Almond

GOODSTACHIO™ isn’t just a saintly spread.
Spoon it. Blend it. Stuff it. Drizzle it. Hide it.

> Spoon it straight from the jar — no judgement
> Swirl it into yoghurt or smoothie bowls
> Blend it into smoothies
> Stuff it into dates, crêpes or baked treats
> Drizzle it over pancakes, waffles or coconut yoghurt
> Bake with it for brownies, bars and holy-level cookies.

CUSTOMER REVIEWS

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Liana

The actual best. I’ve now purchased for family in Auckland, Sydney, Perth, tauranga, Wellington and Brisbane! I can’t recommend it enough

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Liana

Purchased for family in brisbane. GevityRx are the best gut friendly products. So yum, always get theough the jar so fast 😩😂

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Nina

Delicious product ( on our 3rd jar..!) and super fadt postage. Goes so well with chocolate bone broth FYI!

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Liana

LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!! Must have

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Brooke

Heaven in a jar! Hard to believe this stuff is actually good for you! Delicious 😋

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Jasmin

So good, I can't wait to create sweet treats with this!

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Nihan

Amazing