NEW! GOODSTACHIO
NEW! GOODSTACHIO
NEW! GOODSTACHIO
NEW! GOODSTACHIO

NEW! GOODSTACHIO

Green Flags Only

GOODSTACHIO™ is the holy grail of pistachio spreads.
Naturally green, silky smooth and made from godly ingredients only: real pistachios, prebiotic fibre, MCT oil and not a single sin in sight.
Sugar? We’re having nun of it.

No sugar. No dairy. No seed oils. No fillers. No numbers. Just green flags and good taste.

While the others hide their dirty ingredients behind sweet talk, we kept it holy — no sinful ingredients, nothing artificial, no forgiveness required. This jar has a halo for a reason.

Confession: one spoon and you’ll be converted.

Heavenly PSA: limit two (2) per worshipper. The demand is divine.

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Because most pistachio spreads are sweet talkers. Ours is saintly.

> Made with real pistachios – not flavours, fillers or fake green

> Sweetened with allulose – a gut-friendly natural sweetener with no sugar crash

> 0g sugar – the other guys? Try 42%

> No dairy – just coconut milk powder for creamy texture without compromise

> No seed oils – we use MCT oil to fuel your body, not inflame it

> No emulsifiers, gums or numbers – just whole food ingredients that do the job

 

Pistachio (25%), Allulose (prebiotic), Blanched Almond Meal (lectin-free), Cassava Flour, Cacao Butter, Inulin, MCT Oil (Medium-Chain Triglycerides), Coconut Milk Powder, Vanilla Powder, Sunflower Lecithin.

Contains: Pistachio, Almond

GOODSTACHIO™ isn’t just a saintly spread.
Spoon it. Blend it. Stuff it. Drizzle it. Hide it.

> Spoon it straight from the jar — no judgement
> Swirl it into yoghurt or smoothie bowls
> Blend it into smoothies
> Stuff it into dates, crêpes or baked treats
> Drizzle it over pancakes, waffles or coconut yoghurt
> Bake with it for brownies, bars and holy-level cookies.

KEY INGREDIENTS

Pistachios

Pistachio

Naturally rich in fibre and healthy fats, pistachios help feed good gut bacteria and support smoother digestion. Their antioxidants keep inflammation in check — all while delivering that creamy, naturally sweet flavour.

Allulose

Allulose

A rare, naturally occurring sweetener that tastes like sugar but acts like a prebiotic fibre. It helps feed your good gut bacteria, supports digestive balance, and won’t spike your blood sugar. Sweet, smart, and seriously gut-loving.

MCT Oil

MCT Oil

MCT Oil not only supports weight management but also gives some love to your gut, heart, and brain. It's like a triple threat for your well-being!

Cacao butter

Cacao Butter

Cold-pressed from cacao beans, cacao butter delivers antioxidant-rich good fats that support overall wellbeing and help your body absorb fat-soluble nutrients. Naturally smooth and silky, it gives creamy richness without the fillers or fuss.

WAYS TO USE

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NEW! GOODSTACHIO FAQs

If you have any specific questions about our life-changing health products, please don't hesitate to reach out to our awesome customer service team at info@gevityrx.com. 

Real pistachios, creamy cacao butter and MCT, plus allulose. No gums, no fillers, no fakery — just flavour that doesn’t need sugar to shine.

A rare natural sweetener found in some fruits such figs and dates. Tastes like sugar, doesn’t spike blood sugar, and plays nice with your gut.

Yes. It holds up in heat and bakes clean — no crystallising, no weird burn, no sugar chaos.

Zero sugar, good fats, prebiotic fibre — it fits keto effortlessly.

It’s 0g sugar and uses allulose, which has minimal impact on blood glucose. Many people managing diabetes prefer it over sugary spreads — but always check what fits your own health plan.

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